Thursday, February 12, 2026

The Incorruptible Man by Crystal Charee

This is an old story that I started re-writing last year. This is what I'm assuming will be Chapter 3, but we'll see. The story is about Tracy, a con woman who has run away from her old boyfriend (not abusive but very married). 

She has a spreadsheet of known marks, what scams have already been performed on them, and by whom, and how much money each con artist made off of the mark, as well as the mark's potential net worth. 

Fred has an asterisk under his name, which, at the bottom of the spreadsheet just says "The Incorruptible Man". He's a used car salesman, owns his own lot in a small town in the middle of nowhere. He has been touched by a LOT of con artists in Tracy's circle, but never for more than a few thousand dollars. His net worth is estimated at almost a million dollars. Tracy is intrigued and has nothing better to do, so she goes to check him out. 

She meets him at a bar, offers to go home with him, and initiates sex. The next day, while he's at work, she cleans his house, gets to know his neighbors, and throws out the randos that he lets stay in his home. Chapter 3 is later that day, when Fred gets home from work. The previous chapters were from Tracy's POV and this is our first look at Fred from his POV.




Original (First 500)

Fred wasn't sure which smell hit him first, or hardest. The succulent beef stew simmering on the stove, or the total and utter lack of musty gym socks. The kitchen was dark and quiet, with only the stove hood light on. Silence reigned in his home for the first time in forever. He walked into the empty living room the beef stew trailing behind him to mingle with the faintest hint of weed snaking through a stronger combination of Pine Sol and Lemon Pledge. The couch was empty, all of Todd's stuff was gone. No bong, no scattered clothing and sneakers, no overheating XBox or screaming television. Only a lamp in the corner that Fred had completely forgotten he owned offered some light in the dark room. Thick bows that had previously lay abandoned on the carpet now held the curtains open. Fred felt the sudden need to set down. He sank down on to the armchair next to the couch and looked around.

He couldn't remember the last time the curtains had been open. Way before Todd, some couch guest had closed them, and that had become their permanent position. His second wife, Eve, had kept them open, but they had been chosen by Janice and hung by Fred. He'd never understood Janice's excitement about the exact shade of sage green, the way it perfectly matched the leaves on the floral couch. Everything had been chosen and placed so carefully, been preserved by Eve, and left to rot by Fred and his menagerie of uninvited guests.

Tracy had done this. She'd cleaned his house and made him dinner as a gesture of gratitude for hosting her the night before.  Her car hadn't been in the driveway when he'd gotten home -- maybe she had gone back to Stucky's to find a more attractive, age-appropriate host. He tried to feel grateful, instead, he felt old, tired, and alone. He stood and fled the living room on slow, achy knees. 

The hallway was cleared of the random accumulated junk he'd grown so accustomed to seeing that it had turned invisible over time. The absence of it made the space feel bigger and cleaner. And emptier. He flipped a light on in the bathroom. The bathroom smelled like clean laundry and had towels neatly layered over the towel racks. The sweet, plasticy smell of a fresh shower curtain liner wafted in the air, but he couldn't see it because it was hidden behind a mauve linen shower curtain. He recognized it as his wife's. For a deliciously delusional moment, he stared at the matching bath mat and engaged in a fantasy where Janice wasn't dead after all. 

When the moment was over, that old cactus-spiked blanket of grief pricked at him, settling into his skin.He flipped the light back off and continued down the hallway. He already knew that the guest room would be clean and empty before he opened the door. 

My Edit

Fred wasn't sure which smell hit him first, or hardest. The succulent stew simmering on the stove, or the total and utter lack of musty gym socks. The kitchen was dark and quiet, with only the stove hood light on. He walked over to the simmering pot, and stared down at it. Yep. That was beef stew. The scent trailed behind him as he walked into the living room. Over the stew, the faintest hint of of weed snaked through a stronger combination of Pine Sol and Lemon Pledge. 

The couch was empty, all of Todd's stuff was gone. No bong, no scattered clothing and sneakers, no overheating XBox or blaring television. Only a lamp in the corner that Fred had completely forgotten he owned offered some light in the dark room. Thick bows that had previously lay abandoned on the carpet, held the curtains open first the first time in years. Fred felt the sudden need to sit down. He sank down on to the armchair next to the couch and looked around.

Way before Todd, some couch guest had closed the curtains, and that had become their permanent position. His second wife, Eve, had kept them open, but they had been chosen by his first and only real wife, Janice. He'd never understood Janice's excitement about the exact shade of sage green, the way it perfectly matched the leaves on the floral couch, but he'd been happy that she was happy. Everything had been chosen and placed carefully by Janice, preserved by Eve, and left to rot by Fred and his neverending parade of uninvited guests.

Tracy had done this. She'd cleaned his house and made him dinner as a gesture of gratitude for hosting her the night before.  Her car hadn't been in the driveway when he'd gotten home -- maybe she had gone back to Stucky's to find a more attractive, age-appropriate host. He tried to feel grateful. Instead, he felt old, tired, and alone. He stood, knees creaking, and continued the tour of his home. 

The hallway had been cleared of the random accumulated junk he'd grown so accustomed to seeing that it had turned invisible over time. The absence of it made the space feel bigger and cleaner. And emptier. He flipped a light on in the bathroom. The bathroom smelled like clean laundry and had towels neatly layered over the towel racks. The sweet, plastic smell of a fresh shower curtain liner wafted in the air, hidden behind a mauve linen shower curtain. Another Janice pick that some guest had switch out for a cat wielding a trident and riding a whale, at some point. With the original curtain back, for a deliciously delusional moment, he stared at the matching bath mat and engaged in a fantasy where Janice wasn't dead after all. 

When the moment was over, that old cactus-spiked blanket of grief pricked at him, settling back into his skin. He flipped the light back off and continued down the hallway, dread building in his stomach. He already knew that the guest room would be clean and empty before he opened the door. 

(Original word count: ~490 → Edited: ~521)


Critique

It's hard for me to be objective about this scene, partly because it's newer writing, and partly because it just makes me love Fred so much. If you met Fred in real life, you'd think that you were meeting the personification of a beige paint chip. But this scene shows him at his most tenderhearted, grieving, and lonely self, and I'd die for him.

I'll usually critique the first 500 words of a story, but since this is a couple of chapters in, I'll probably be a little more forgiving of the fact that it's a quieter scene. 

Setting
Fred's house at dusk. It's quiet and clean, with the hint of weed peeking through the savory scents of stew and Pine Sol. It feels warm to me, probably because of the beef stew greeting us on the stove and wafting behind him as he wanders through his house. 

Not the most exciting of settings, but this scene will have been preceeded by Tracy cleaning and cooking and clearing out house guests all day. I think it'll be a nice contrast -- the chaotic hustle of Tracy's day versus Fred's lonesome self-guided tour of his own house.

Characterization
We get to know several characters through this passage. Fred, of course, but also his first wife, Janice and his second wife, Eve. We also get remnants of Todd as well as the ghosts of other house guests. If this was the first scene in the book, we'd be getting an interesting picture of Tracy, as well. Someone maybe a little presumptuous but generous. Maybe someone, as we move through the house, that doesn't understand that a neat home isn't as appealing to Fred as a full one.

One thing I had in the original was bringing Janice's mauve shower curtain back. I think I originally pictured just the liner being used for years, but since that wasn't clear when I re-read the passage, I just put in a shower curtain that I actually purchased for my own home because I thought it was hilarious.

Fred's ambivalence toward the changes to his house is interesting. He's not really pleased or displeased. At first, he doesn't really react at all, just kind of accepting, then he's kind of hit by the curtains being open for t he first time in years, then he feels lonely as he moves through the hallway, checking the bathroom and on his way to he guestroom.

His guilt over letting people treat his house however shows up with the curtain tie backs, but the shower curtain makes him hallucinate for a second that Janice is alive. His connection to Janice feels very big in this scene, in a way that it probably won't for the rest of the book. I think that at this point in his story, he associates Janice more with loss than companionship. I want to see, as he moves through the rest of the story, him be able to focus on what they had that he gets to carry with him, rather than what he doesn't have anymore. And I'm not talking about curtains.

Oh, and I have to mention this, because it makes me love Fred, even though I'm the one who wrote him this way. He mentions that he "hosted" Tracy the night before and acknowledges that her cleaning his house is a gesture of gratitude. If you hadn't read the previous chapters, you wouldn't know that Tracy initiated sex and that Fred was very interested in giving her as many orgasms as he could for as long as she'd let him. I like that he uses the word "hosted", I like that he doesn't feel entitled to her continued presence, and he doesn't slut shame her or otherwise be disrespectful of her, even internally. This is how you know Fred is fictional, but I don't care. My world, my perfect love interest.

Conflict/Tension
Fred is not the most demonstrative of characters, even internally, so I worry that he, and this scene, can come off as boring, but I think it's important to allow him to be boring and ordinary. His life is about to get VERY interesting. In a way, this story offers him a call to action, even though Tracy is the main character. She's already in action, has never not been in action, so this is the calm before the storm that she's about to drag him into.

Even without knowing that, there is tension in Fred's ambivalence. Most people walking into a warm, clean home with food on the stove would feel cozy, cared for. Fred feels guilty and abandoned. His lack of gratitude is also in conflict with what the reader might expect after watching Tracy do all of this for him for a full chapter.


Final Thoughts

My revision doesn't have any sweeping changes from the original, probably because the writing is so recent. I think I wrote this in 2024. I did go through and try to smooth out some of the transitions between rooms and clarify Fred's reactions, although I still want him to be a bit hard to read. Fred is never going to be a demonstrative character, but at this point in the story, he's very disconnected from his emotions, so melancholy and guilt are going to be uppermost.

I will share a spoiler, though. Fred is not alone in the house. Tracy is in his bedroom, which is at the end of the hallway, around the corner from the guest room. So, as Fred gets lonelier throughout his tour, and maybe even a bit resentful at Tracy's presumptuousness, he's going to be blindsided to turn the corner and see light shining under the door.

I came up with this character I think around twenty years ago and never did anything with him. He's so blah of a character at first glance that I didn't even know if I'd ever try to write his story. I came up with the idea for The Incorruptible Man maybe ten-ish years ago? And when I realized that Fred could the The Incorruptible Man, I was really happy that's I'd be able to use Fred in a story that had such a fun premise. For me, it's going to be really fun to balance the absolute soda-crackerness of his personality with a wild, WILD plot.

I don't have a lot of story ideas for "real world" settings. I mostly like high fantasy and speculative stuff. The thing about that is that you have to ground more fantastic settings with believable (for the genre) plots and characters. Not an issue with this story. As it's set in "reality", I don't need to ground it and it's going to get weird. Sometimes, conflict and tension just come from contrast. Fred's bland personality in juxtaposition with a wild plot is going to be SO fun.

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